Hey there you fine ass, stroller pushin’, finger snappin’ Punky Mom!

Are feeling bitchy and hormonal? Well we are too, so either go run somebody over with the car or simply bitch about it on our “Bitchy Board” and every bitch we know will bitch along with you…it is really neat! Even if you have nothing to bitch about, you can strut on in and just bitch about other peoples stuff…how brilliant is that? You know, bitching is healthy and it must be done, so get on it Bitches! Did we mention bitching is free? There is no better deal than the one we’re offering you today. What do we get out of it you ask? nothing! We just get to hear you bitch and enjoy the bitch-a-thon that prevails. Dammit we love you so much…especially when you’re mad!

Now listen up, you world dominating, high heel stomping, inked up , PTA hushin’ Punky Mom – we want to remind you that Punky Moms is the only message board you’ll ever need. Why? Because we have everything you need, right at your black painted fingertips! Where you looking for a recipe? Well you can find it on Punky Food *link to punkyfood* Did you need to hock your ex-husbands guitar? You can sell it om PunkyBay….*link to punkybay* Are you feelin creepy and crafty? Well we have a whole board for that right here…*creepy Crafts link*

Upcoming contests include:
A 20$ rebate for anything at TheBusyBeeBag.com, there is simply no better way to keep your kids entertained than with a Busy Bee Bag. Our very own Azx has spent a small fortune on them and doesn’t regret not spending it on bags and shoes in the least.
We also have a subscription to Mrs. Lisa’s My Very Own Mail, so get your kiddos ready to read with Mrs. Lisa!
And there is a KnittingMama original to send off for some lucky gal’s baby, so keep your eyes peeled for upcoming contests ladies!

Many thanks to Rachel for running last month Feto contest, and congratulations to the winner!
Check out our contests here *contests link*

Minerva is on her way to some bad ass pit to listen to some kick ass tunes, so pick up some of her merch asap, as it won’t be here much longer! We’ll be introducing Persephone soon! She is a hot little number and you’ll want her image on everything you own!

We are having our first annual PunkyMommacon in Las Vegas in July. If you haven’t yet been to Vegas, we’ll give you a hint….its the greatest place ever to be a complete drunken hobag (we just love cities that have no laws against walking down the street with a tall Colt 45 in your hand) and what is more supreme than that? Plus the souvenir shopping is just endless and we’re not talking lame shit either. It is just Elvis Jackalope heaven. Since we are moms that never sleep why not all hook up in the city that really never sleeps? Without children that is. You must check out the updates here *punkymammacon*

Gossip: You are not gonna believe this but our very own LBC hobag *thismomrocks* has gotten herself KNOCKED UP! We have NO idea how this happened…We think she sat on a dirty barstool with no panties on again! Someone must either be a Fertile Myrtle or she was fuckin’ like a bunny for the few moments her husband was home from touring. Well it is all happy and we are just perplexed over this! Congratulations Katie and all the rest of you newly knocked up, inked up, world changin’, high heel hoofed ladies!

Punky Mom’s loves you and hope to see you posting soon!

Winter, Jenn & Sarah
The Punky Moms Administration

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